Reasons to Snub the White House, Part 36

by James Finn Garner

“I’d rather go look at dinosaurs,”
Said Carl Edwards, Jr., today,
“The kind with frightening jaws
And claws to capture their prey.

“Who lusted for brainless rampage
And death and destruction to spread.
Unlike the cruel monsters of our age,
The ones in the museum are dead.”


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