Reyes Sits At the Finish Line

By James Finn Garner

When Jose Reyes won the title
it gave us pause to check his mettle.
Which body part did serve him best:
His heart, his biceps, or his ass?

Published in James Finn Garner, New York Mets, Players, Pure doggerel, Scandals, The Game Itself | Link to this poem | 5 Comments

Reyes Sits At the Finish Line: 5 Comments

  1. Stu wrote,

    His agent.

  2. Stephen Jones wrote,

    Within baseball’s rules is
    Reyes’s backdoor appearance

    One at bat
    a bunt at that
    & decidely flat

    It whimpers smallness outside
    baseball’s spirit & countenance

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