Rocket’s Re-Entry

by James Finn Garner

So now, my friends, it’s come to this:
To redeem his chances for the Hall,
Ol’ Roger’s gone to deepest Texas,
Donned his jock and grabbed the ball

To show all pipsqueaks with the gall
To hint his chemistry’s amiss
That the wickedest PED of all
Is simply Lone Star, vinegar and piss.


Published in Boston Red Sox, Houston Astros, James Finn Garner, New York Yankees, Players, Pure doggerel, Scandals, Toronto Blue Jays | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

Rocket’s Re-Entry: 2 Comments

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,

    Like it!

  2. stu wrote,

    HA! Indeed, a wicked cocktail.

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