Shut-0ut Sh0ut-0ut

by James Finn Garner

The R0yals’
P00r t0ils
Have am0unted t0 n0 m0re than bupkis

All these g00se eggs
Just the last dregs
0f a seas0n f0r all fans t0 miss

This year’s wild card
0dds are t00 hard
T0 0verc0me such a debacle

And I simply cann0t
Insert 45 naughts
With0ut s0me kind 0f d0ggerel miracle.


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