Son of All-Star Clerihews

Clayton Kershaw
Prefers Shaw
Over Ibsen
If he had to put dibs in.

Mark Trumbo
Likes all his shrimp jumbo
And when he orders, it takes
A shovel to serve his Baltimore crab cakes.

Mookie Betts
Likes all kinds of pets
But he has no use
For cockatuse.

Buster Posey
We don’t want to be nosey
But why do the #Giants even appear
At games in odd-numbered years?

 


Published in Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Food, James Finn Garner, Los Angeles Dodgers, Players, Pure doggerel, San Francisco Giants, The Game Itself, Youth | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

Son of All-Star Clerihews: 2 Comments

  1. mxferraro wrote,

    Harmon Killebrew
    didn’t speak clerihew.
    Nor sacrifice bunts,
    never, not even once.

  2. James Finn Garner wrote,

    Ha!

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