Tastee Freese

by James Finn Garner

The Rangers lay their popguns down
Nolan Ryan sports a frown
The Cardinals new life have found
When Mr. Freese comes to town

The Texas bullpen crashes down
Nelson Cruz fields like a clown
The seat of Mark Lowe’s pants turns brown
When Mr. Freese comes to town

Bud Selig puts away the crown
Ol’ Dallas? One more cowtown
We all get a Game 7 showdown
When Mr. Freese comes to town

Published in History, James Finn Garner, Players, Pure doggerel, St. Louis Cardinals, Texas Rangers | Link to this poem | 3 Comments

Tastee Freese: 3 Comments

  1. Cary Donham wrote,

    Very good, especially for a Tigers fan.

  2. Stu wrote,


  3. James Finn Garner wrote,

    We Tiger fans can string together a verse or two. We can also whip up a pipe bomb with odd and ends found around the house.

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