by James Finn Garner
Don Wakamatsu, he
Told Chone Figgins, “Hit the showers.”
Figgins, a la Hong Kong Phooey,
Showed how he can hit for power.
Tie the skipper to the mast,
Seattle’s ship is sinking fast.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Don Wakamatsu, he
Told Chone Figgins, “Hit the showers.”
Figgins, a la Hong Kong Phooey,
Showed how he can hit for power.
Tie the skipper to the mast,
Seattle’s ship is sinking fast.