by James Finn Garner
Don Wakamatsu, he
Told Chone Figgins, “Hit the showers.”
Figgins, a la Hong Kong Phooey,
Showed how he can hit for power.
Tie the skipper to the mast,
Seattle’s ship is sinking fast.
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