The Biogenesis All-Star Squad

By Stuart Shea

Bartolo Colon,
Big and round,
Is on the mound.

Francisco Cervelli,
A-Rod’s teammate,
Is behind the plate.

Jesus Montero
Will suit up at first,
Though his bat is the worst.

Jhonny Peralta
Has a bat to be reckoned,
And we’ll move him to second.

To play at short,
The Padres’ rara,
Everth Cabrera.

At third base, of course,
With broken-down bod,

Fernando Martinez
Is playing left field,
With a .240 yield.

Melky Cabrera
Will hold down center–
He’s just a renter.

Nelson Cruz
Is out there in right…
At least for tonight.


Published in Detroit Tigers, Houston Astros, New York Yankees, Oakland Athletics, Players, Pure doggerel, San Diego Padres, Scandals, Seattle Mariners, Stu Shea, Texas Rangers, Toronto Blue Jays | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

The Biogenesis All-Star Squad: 1 Comment

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,

    I like. Only one addition, with no disrespect to a great poem and line-up:

    At third base, of course,
    With his broken-down bod,
    Is duck-and-cover A-Rod.

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