The Bullpen Grass

by James Finn Garner

Chris Perez and his old lady
Were caught last week in something shady.

The closer, FedEx at the door,
Welcomed a surprising score.

To give himself some legal cover,
The genius had it mailed to Rover.

Does he think one must be baked
To pitch in the Mistake by the Lake?

If Chris wants to invest in stalks, he
Might finagle a trade to the Rockies.


Published in Cleveland Indians, Food, James Finn Garner, Pure doggerel, Scandals, Uncategorized | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

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  1. stu wrote,

    Well said. I hope his ERA isn’t 4.20.

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