The Cards on TV

by Alan P. Rudy

The Cards on TV,
Well, that’s as may be
But it’ll all go roxten
If they bring in Broxton.

The Cards on TV,
Well, that’s as may be.
We got Cecil for lefties,
But he leaves me berefties.

The Cards on TV,
Well, that’s as may be.
Aledmys can really hit,
But Diaz, sadly, fields like . . .

The Cards on TV,
Well, that’s as may be.
Hope springs eternal,
Most outcomes . . . infernal.

The Cards on TV . . .
Dude, stop! They win more when we don’t watch!

 


Published in Broadcasters, Fans, Pure doggerel, St. Louis Cardinals | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

The Cards on TV: 2 Comments

  1. Alan P Rudy wrote,

    Nice to see this posted the day after another collapse on TV. 😉
    At least, since I wrote this they’ve finally released Broxton. Sad for him, better for the Cards.

  2. Nathan Rudy wrote,

    You are your grandfather’s grandson.

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