by Michael X. Ferraro
These words fill pitchers’ hearts with woe:
“Now batting, Marco Scutaro.”
Handles all fastballs, high and low.
Small guy, big wheelhouse — Scutaro.
Way less hype than Robby Cano,
but this October stole the show.
The gas that makes the Giants go,
He’s like Cody Ross 2.0.
Take him out with a savage blow?
You’ll pay the price — not Scutaro.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of Tased & Amused: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 Baseball Season, available on Amazon.
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