The Grass Problem Among Today’s Youth

by James Finn Garner

Wrigley is now “Fillmore Midwest”
As Docker-clad Boomers shake ass.
Why not? It’s not like the Cubs of today
Play any worse on hay than on grass.

Check out this photo at IvyEnvy.com to see what a weekend of Roger Waters and Kenny Chesney concerts did to the playing field at the Friendly Confines.


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