by Stephen Jones
Harvey is the Dark Knight, as we all know,
And Syndergaard–he’s Thor’s hammer throw.
deGrom is a Dutch Treat–he makes you pay.
Niese? He’s from Defiance, OH, by the way.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Harvey is the Dark Knight, as we all know,
And Syndergaard–he’s Thor’s hammer throw.
deGrom is a Dutch Treat–he makes you pay.
Niese? He’s from Defiance, OH, by the way.
Well done! Fuck the Mets!
Thin crust pizza rules!