The New Busch Stadium is NOT a Rodent Trap!

By Stuart Shea

How could that squirrel
Send Roy Oswalt squirmin’?
Well, Cardinals eat seeds and
don’t hunt vermin.


Published in Ballparks, Philadelphia Phillies, Players, Pure doggerel, Scandals, St. Louis Cardinals, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 3 Comments

The New Busch Stadium is NOT a Rodent Trap!: 3 Comments

  1. Cary Donhamc wrote,

    It was really no big deal when Rocky ran across home plate

    But if it had been Bullwinkle, Roy would have had a complaint

  2. Hilary Barta wrote,

    It isn’t that Oswalt was squirrely,
    but Freese was stroking so burly
    To alter a stat
    I’d call a black cat
    Or a Greek’s cursed goat, if you’re surly

  3. Stu wrote,

    great ripostes!!

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