The Not-So-Sweet Spot (“When Lumber Attacks”, Part 2)

by Michael X. Ferraro

Johnny Cueto’s AB was not bueno
Failed to bunt, so he went all volcano.
Slammed his bat on his leg
to crack like an egg
But it DIDN’T — so now he’s in pain-o.

 

Johnny Cueto Needs to Practice Breaking Bats Over His Knee

┬áMichael X. Ferraro’s baseball poetry and topical jokes can be found on Twitter @ferrarovision

 


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