The Sad Saga of Cabrera

By Stuart Shea

Melky built a website and he tried to wipe his hands.
Melky’s gonna hear it from the stands.
Melky’s been suspended and his name is in the mud.
Melky signed a contract with his blood.


Published in Fans, Players, Pure doggerel, San Francisco Giants, Scandals, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

The Sad Saga of Cabrera: 1 Comment

  1. James Finn Garner wrote,

    A follow-up from Hilary Barta:

    You can dress up a pig in mascara,
    But the test exposed Melky Cabrera
    One more juicer and cheat,
    Took a boost, takes a seat
    There’s no end to the steroid-fueled era.

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