By Stuart Shea
Melky built a website and he tried to wipe his hands.
Melky’s gonna hear it from the stands.
Melky’s been suspended and his name is in the mud.
Melky signed a contract with his blood.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Melky built a website and he tried to wipe his hands.
Melky’s gonna hear it from the stands.
Melky’s been suspended and his name is in the mud.
Melky signed a contract with his blood.
A follow-up from Hilary Barta:
You can dress up a pig in mascara,
But the test exposed Melky Cabrera
One more juicer and cheat,
Took a boost, takes a seat
There’s no end to the steroid-fueled era.