This is Just to Say, from the White Sox

by James Finn Garner

With apologies to William Carlos Williams

We have traded
Adam Dunn
who was clogging
the payroll

to the A’s
in a pennant race
for a bag
of rocks

Forgive us
he was ridiculous
so whiffable
and so old


Published in Chicago White Sox, James Finn Garner, Management, Oakland Athletics, Players, Songs and Parodies | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

This is Just to Say, from the White Sox: 2 Comments

  1. stu wrote,

    Can I just say this is my favorite poem of the year?

  2. James Finn Garner wrote,

    I will allow it.

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