by Michael X. Ferraro
Opening Day is the greatest of all.
With one measly win, you contemplate Fall.
Multiply that box score by 1-6-2
And bang! Mendoza believes he’s Carew.
Michael X. Ferraro lives in Los Angeles, but is penciling in Dom Brown for 324 RBIs this year.
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