They call him the masculine tower
He can hit a home run with such power,
From San Fran’s west coast
And so quick with the boast “I can do it again in an hour”!
Every fan now has reason to ponder
Every long ball that’s hit way out yonder,
Is the batter legit
Or a crass hypocrite And a good-name-of-baseball absconder?
From the city of quaint San Francisco
And a blast from his muscular wrist, oh.
Plus a shot in his thigh
You should see the ball fly, To the town of San Luis Obispo
Posted on 07/10/07
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