Tighten Your Beltran

By Stuart Shea

When Carlos Beltran came to the Bay,
He was supposed to hit SF’s troubles away.
Fans think his RBI count’s a disgrace,
But you can’t drive in runners
Who aren’t on base.

Published in Fans, Players, Pure doggerel, San Francisco Giants, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Tighten Your Beltran: 1 Comment

  1. Hilary Barta wrote,

    Too true, Stu.

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