Time-Saving Seventh-Inning Anthem

by Ron Kaplan

Buy me some peanuts.
I don’t care.
Let us root root for the laundry;
If they don’t win, meh.
For it’s two strikes, you’re out.
The end.

(Time of game: 2:10)


Ron Kaplan operates the very literate website Ron Kaplan’s Baseball Bookshelf and is the author of 501 Baseball Books Fans Must Read Before They Die.

Published in Fans, Food, Free Verse, The Game Itself | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

Time-Saving Seventh-Inning Anthem: 2 Comments

  1. Barbara Gregorich wrote,

    Great job on condensing a blog into doggerel!

  2. Anonymous wrote,

    Luis Apathy-cio couldn’t have shrugged it any better.

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