by Ron Kaplan
Buy me some peanuts.
I don’t care.
Let us root root for the laundry;
If they don’t win, meh.
For it’s two strikes, you’re out.
The end.
(Time of game: 2:10)
Ron Kaplan operates the very literate website Ron Kaplan’s Baseball Bookshelf and is the author of 501 Baseball Books Fans Must Read Before They Die.
Great job on condensing a blog into doggerel!
Luis Apathy-cio couldn’t have shrugged it any better.