by James Finn Garner
As another season
Bites the dust,
What will it take to
Fire Brad Ausmus?
A filthy striptease on the airport bus?
Kicking Trammell in the truss?
Wiping his ass with pizza in disgust?
Cussing out John Wockenfuss?
I fear there is nothing
More to discuss–
The Tigers will never, ever
Fire Brad Ausmus.