What To Do, Brew Crew?

By Stuart Shea

The team wasn’t good
Before Lucroy went down.
Then they fired the skipper
In hopes of a rebound.
But it’s all in vain,
It’s rebuild time again,
Let’s burn the whole thing to the ground.

Trade Garza, Segura,
Ramirez, and Lind,
And think about Braun,
If a deal’s in the wind.
But just don’t deal Scooter,
There ain’t no one cuter,
And as far as we know, he ain’t sinned.


Published in Fans, Management, Milwaukee Brewers, Players, Pure doggerel, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

What To Do, Brew Crew?: 2 Comments

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,


    Is it time in Milwaukee to introduce a return deposit on players?

  2. Chuck Hildebrandt wrote,

    Hail, Scooter! Scrappy white guys are not to be denied!

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