Whiskers Like Wrigley

by Jim Siergey

This concept, though weird,
causes me trouble:
If a ball gets tossed in
Or merely lost in
Justin Turner’s beard,
Is it a ground rule double?

 


Published in Los Angeles Dodgers, Players, Pure doggerel, The Game Itself | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

Whiskers Like Wrigley: 2 Comments

  1. Hilary Barta wrote,

    Solve the double trouble by sporting stubble.

  2. michal x. ferraro wrote,

    Would that make the ump a whisker-frisker?

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