by Jim Siergey
This concept, though weird,
causes me trouble:
If a ball gets tossed in
Or merely lost in
Justin Turner’s beard,
Is it a ground rule double?
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
This concept, though weird,
causes me trouble:
If a ball gets tossed in
Or merely lost in
Justin Turner’s beard,
Is it a ground rule double?
Solve the double trouble by sporting stubble.
Would that make the ump a whisker-frisker?