by James Finn Garner
Dear Lord, we now give thanks
That your boy, our John Danks,
Is feeling stronger every outing
And confident about an
Improvement in delivery
That’ll sure make batters quivery.
We’re grateful that he never quits
And seemed unfazed by all those hits
He serves with regularity
(Another branch of White Sox Charities?)
And his positivity with the team–
He remembers just what “Grinder” means
And loves this game more than anyone–
But it’d be great if he ever won.
Even the statue of
Ernie Banks
can get a hit off
Johnny Danks
Well, as of today, Sox fans won’t have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore.
John Danks’
Pitching stank.
Don’t be dismayed
He got DFA’ed.