by Jonathan Eig
There once was a Prince from Milwankee
Whose wife gave him no hanky panky
.    I’ll be ready, she said,
.    To take you to bed
When you swing your big bat as a Yankee
Jonathan Eig is the author of Luckiest Man: The Life and Death of Lou Gehrig, Opening Day: The Story of Jackie Robinson’s First Season, and Get Capone, all now out in paperback.
Though it vexed him, the Prince understood
No sex — not until he made good
So he practiced his stance
as he grabbed at his pants —
Up next, a strained quip about wood.
Love both!
But I “dinna” think Prince’s pants and “wood” will arrive in NYC.