by Charles Ghigna

“Strike Three!” and I jump.
I’m in a big slump.
I’m down in the dump,
Can’t get over this hump.

You cross-eyed old ump,
You’re as blind as a stump.
Made me look like a chump,
You horse’s rump!

Published 7/7/09

Charles Ghigna is the award-winning author of more than 40 volumes of poetry for children and adults, including Score: 50 Poems to Motivate and Inspire.  Find out more at his website, Father Goose.

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