Song for Detroit

by Stu Shea

I.


Is there anyone Tiger fans are fonder than

Than Jeremy Bonderman?

 

Can any Bengal take the ball to left field

Better than Sheffield?

 

And who’s their best hitter? Everyone says

It’s Mags Ordonez.

 

Is any pitcher more likely to zoom the ball by ya

Than Joel Zumaya?

 

II.

 

But can anyone’s batting average make fans cringe

More than Brandon Inge?

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