3 Nationals Haiku

Thanks to the commenters at the blog Federal Baseball:

Odalis Perez,
Nats’ left-handed soft-tosser.
Ryan Howard’s bat.

by E Chigliak

ryan zimmerman
decent face of the franchise
the body needs work

by VA SLIM

The Nats suck so much
Poem writing is more fun
Strasburg will save us

by ROSCOEtheNATSfan

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Posted 6/25/2009

June 25th, 2009

Truth Endures

By Stuart Shea

Seasons come and go.
Shadows cross the land.
But in the passing parade of humanity,
One thing will always go as planned:
Adam Dunn will miss the cutoff man.

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Posted 6/22/2009

June 22nd, 2009

National League East 2009 Haiku Forecasts

by Stuart Shea

PHILLIES
Some defending champs
Next spring find their magic dust
Doesn’t work so well.

METS
Many suns have set
Since Pedro Martinez could
Throw over 90.

MARLINS
Buy season tickets!
We’ll throw in a free car wash
By Marlins players.

BRAVES
No Smoltz, No Maddux
Only Glavine left to fly
Their once-proud banner.

NATIONALS
Jim Bowden’s mission:
To leave behind a steaming pile
On Anacostia’s banks.

Posted 3/18/09

March 18th, 2009