Old “Forgive and Forget” Bradley

By James Finn Garner

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Because a hitter’s supposed to get hits,
Lou called Miltie a big piece of shit.
With a new gig in Seattle,
Milt’s still fighting old battles,
Showing the world that this shoe still fits.

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Posted 3/10/2010

March 11th, 2010

A-Rod Haiku

by Anthony Salazar

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Pay-Rod left our town
To seek fame and great fortune
Pity his poor choices

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Published 8/27/09

August 27th, 2009

AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST 2009 HAIKU FORECASTS

By Stuart Shea

ANGELS
Without its K-Rod,
Sun-dappled Orange County
Prepares for a fight.

ATHLETICS
Green-and-gold adorned
Athletes play in stadia
Named for software.

RANGERS
In football country,
The titans of summer’s game
Proceed unnoticed.

MARINERS
Tho Junior returns,
Creaky knees and failing sight,
The M’s will blow chunks.

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Posted 4/3/09

April 3rd, 2009