All-Star Clerihews #2: The Brave and the Bold

C.J. Cron
Will talk on the phone
For hours and hours
With other BTS followers.

Alejandro Kirk
Doesn’t like to work
On anything other than
His abs and his tan.

Kyle Tucker
Loves the Drive-By Truckers
And any other bands that wanna
Straddle genres.

Tony Gonsolin
Keeps a pet pangolin
And regularly massages the armor
Of that weird little charmer.

A Cards Fan, I

By Alan P. Rudy

A Cards fan, I
These playoffs
I decry

The Rockies collapse,
Cleveland implodes,
The Braves, too young,
NY and Boston hung.

Oh, now wait,
Two nights went right,
Oct. 1st and 2nd…
Good night