MLB All-Thanksgiving Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Lee Dressen
2B   Doc Crandall
SS   Turkey Gross
3B   Greg Legg

LF   Damian Rolls
CF   Spud Johnson
RF   Tyler Saladino

C     Yam Yaryan

P   Turk Wendell, Turk Lown, Doug Bird

Mgr.   Norm Sherry

The Post-Season

by Paul Smith

We started out fresh
in April
with a new ball
a ‘league’ ball
we called it
ivory colored
smooth
round
red stitching
we couldn’t get our nails
under
games went till dark
innings uncounted
till an dispute ended
them
or a lost ball
it survived
mud, dust, the smell
of gutters
disappearance in the hedge
or was it a jinx
by mid-July
it wore the unlucky face
of a sharecropper
a face lined with betrayal
fighting a losing war
with time and rain
by late September
embalmed with electrician’s tape
soggy, half-dead
lopsided
an oblate spheroid
it welcomed last rites
on that cellar shelf
as another cockeyed
semi-round object
took its place
not cowhide
but pigskin

 

Enough Already

by James Finn Garner

At least Dusty Baker has his ring
One good end to this World Series thing
As we draw down the curtain
One thing is for certain:
It’s time to start prepping Thanksgiving.

 

4 Phillies Haiku

by Gary Gillette

Dombrowski’s dodos
Still hope for miracles. True
Philly fanatics

Phillies bearded boy
Scruffy Brandon Marsh should play
For House of David

Justice Alito
Devoted Phillies fan and
Fascists’ champion

Phillies crap out. Yo,
Adrian! Sly Rocky weeps
Many bitter tears