by Jim Siergey
1B Lee Dressen
2B Doc Crandall
SS Turkey Gross
3B Greg Legg
LF Damian Rolls
CF Spud Johnson
RF Tyler Saladino
C Yam Yaryan
P Turk Wendell, Turk Lown, Doug Bird
Mgr. Norm Sherry


Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Lee Dressen
2B Doc Crandall
SS Turkey Gross
3B Greg Legg
LF Damian Rolls
CF Spud Johnson
RF Tyler Saladino
C Yam Yaryan
P Turk Wendell, Turk Lown, Doug Bird
Mgr. Norm Sherry

We started out fresh
in April
with a new ball
a ‘league’ ball
we called it
ivory colored
smooth
round
red stitching
we couldn’t get our nails
under
games went till dark
innings uncounted
till an dispute ended
them
or a lost ball
it survived
mud, dust, the smell
of gutters
disappearance in the hedge
or was it a jinx
by mid-July
it wore the unlucky face
of a sharecropper
a face lined with betrayal
fighting a losing war
with time and rain
by late September
embalmed with electrician’s tape
soggy, half-dead
lopsided
an oblate spheroid
it welcomed last rites
on that cellar shelf
as another cockeyed
semi-round object
took its place
not cowhide
but pigskin
Fightin’ Phils busted.
Space Cowboys’ Orange becomes
Twenty-two’s New Green.
At least Dusty Baker has his ring
One good end to this World Series thing
As we draw down the curtain
One thing is for certain:
It’s time to start prepping Thanksgiving.
Dombrowski’s dodos
Still hope for miracles. True
Philly fanatics
Phillies bearded boy
Scruffy Brandon Marsh should play
For House of David
Justice Alito
Devoted Phillies fan and
Fascists’ champion
Phillies crap out. Yo,
Adrian! Sly Rocky weeps
Many bitter tears