By Alan P. Rudy
Matt Adams, Matt Adams, how do you mash?
“I crush and I bash and I slash, so mash!”
Matt Adams, Matt Adams, you’re so gritty.
“I am that,” says the man nicknamed Big City
To minors, to minors to call up a thrower
Cards again, Cards again, find a flamethrower
To AAA, to AA, to call up an 8 or a 9.
Cards again, Cards again, not nearly so fine.
Fun Fact: Veteran performer Phil Foster, “Brooklyn’s Ambassador to the World”, played Frank DeFazio, Laverne’s pizzeria-owning father, on “Laverne and Shirley.”
Recorded at the Baseball Hall of Fame, July 4, 2012