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Tales from Cardinal Town

By Alan P. Rudy

Matt Adams, Matt Adams, how do you mash?
“I crush and I bash and I slash, so mash!”
Matt Adams, Matt Adams, you’re so gritty.
“I am that,” says the man nicknamed Big City

To minors, to minors to call up a thrower
Cards again, Cards again, find a flamethrower
To AAA, to AA, to call up an 8 or a 9.
Cards again, Cards again, not nearly so fine.

“Home Run” by Geoff Moore


“Say Hey Willie” by Dennis Massa

“Let’s Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn” by Phil Foster

Fun Fact: Veteran performer Phil Foster, “Brooklyn’s Ambassador to the World”, played Frank DeFazio, Laverne’s pizzeria-owning father, on “Laverne and Shirley.”

“Joyce & Gallarraga” by Dan Bern and Common Rotation

Recorded at the Baseball Hall of Fame, July 4, 2012

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