Browse all poems and songs in the 'Boston Red Sox' Category


Panda Fan’s Lament

by the Village Elliott

As Giants’ Panda fan since his birth,
Loved the way Pablo played full of mirth–
Ate from both sides of plate,
Now he can’t hit his weight,
Sad he’s unfit to play with full girth.

After the Giants got Panda’s best,
The Red Sox will pay for the rest.
Jints dodged bullet by not
Matching loot Panda got.
Sox fans moan, Giants’ faithful feel blessed.

 



Waisting One

by Michael X. Ferraro

Pablo wanted to belt the ball
So he took a prodigious hack.
But to his dismay, Sandoval’s belt
Is the thing not coming back.

 

For the video of this wardrobe malfunction, click here.

Michael’s hilarious football book Circus Catch is available from Amazon now.



Compliment from a Rival?

by Stephen Jones

David Ortiz speaks
“You can’t ignore the Yankees”
Postseason blessing?

 



Without Nets

By Michael X. Ferraro

Mookie Betts
pirouettes,
goes and gets
home run threats.

 



500 Club

by Stephen Jones

Tampa the venue
Big Papi hits five hundred
Next stop? Cooperstown

 

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