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2014 Wild Card World Series

by The Village Elliott

Wild card teams took each league’s gonfalon,
Both the Giants and Royals now play on,
.     Well-matched World Series picks,
.     Think they’ll split the first six,
Best team wins seventh Game marathon.

 



Tweet, Tweet

by Jim Siergey

Excuse me for writing these words
but something like this can emerge.
If Giants are felled
and Royals are quelled,
this series will be … for the birds.

 



A Curmudgeonly Rant

by Jim Siergey

The Series, according to Hoyle,
should not contain Giant or Royal.
No “Wild Card” should be
in this pageantry–
to baseball tradition I’m loyal!

Jim Siergey can often be found in the electronic pages of The Third City.

 



Royals’ Playoff Hopes

by the Village Elliott

K.C.’s playoff hopes are alive,
But they ain’t Danced since  ’85.’
.   While Bengals from Motown
.   Know how to get down,
Royals may need George Brett to arrive.

 



Pathetic Athletics

by Jim Siergey

I pity the fans of Oakland
Now known as the city of Chokeland
.    Those tumbling A’s
.    Are humbled and dazed
Time to chill out and just take a toke, man

 

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