Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Art Sham-69-sky
2B Ramóns Santiago
SS Dickies Thon
3B Woody English Beat
LF Akil Baddoo Brains
CF Jack Voigt-doids
RF UK Subby Byas
C Art New York Dolls
LHP Mike Minor Threat, Joe Dead Kennedys
RHP X-Ray Specs Roberts, Buzzcocks Capra
MGR Bob Melvins
1B Todd Gimme Helton
2B Jumpin’ Jack Flash Miller
SS Bo Bitchette
3B Let’s Spend Ray Knight Together
LF She’s like Tim RainesBow
CF As Tears Go Byron Buxton
RF Honus Tonkus Wagner
C Jarrod Saltalamacchia of the Earth
LHP Pat Misch You, Wes Dead Flowers
RHP Waiting on Bob Friend, Ruby Tuesday Tyrees, Tumbling Daisuke Matsuzaka
MGR Paint It, Bud Black
1B I am the Wally Joiner
2B Steve Saxman
SS Ketel Marte My Dear
3B Ken Heltner Keltner
LF Miguel Ma Belle Cabrera
CF Oddibe Ob-La-Da McDowell
RF Darryl Strawberry Fields
C Donny Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
LHP Jeff Little Help from My Friends, Vida Blue Jay Way, Hyun Jin Ryu Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
RHP Brad Penny Lane, Ron Oh Darling, Austin Dear Pruitt, Here Comes the Sun-Woo Kim
MGR All You Need is Torey Lovullo
1B Wayne Tyrone
2B Cavan Biggio
SS Bunny Downs
3B Jeter Downs
LF Shane Mona[g]han
CF Kerry Dineen
RF Russ Derry
C Corky Miller
LHP Mike Kilkenny
RHP Kerry Wood, Kerry Ligtenberg, Kerry Lacy, Kerry Taylor
MGR Mayo Smith
Owner Tom Monaghan
1B Josh Bell
2B Juan Bell
SS Les Bell
3B Buddy Bell
LF George Bell
CF Cool Papa Bell
RF Beau Bell
C Herman Bell, Terry Bell
LHP Chad Bell, Eric Bell, Fred Bell, Lefty Bell, Ralph Bell
RHP Bill “Ding Dong” Bell, Cliff Bell, Gary Bell, George Bell, Heath Bell, Hi Bell, Rob Bell, Trevor Bell
MGR Jayce Tingley