Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Josh Bell
2B Juan Bell
SS Les Bell
3B Buddy Bell
LF George Bell
CF Cool Papa Bell
RF Beau Bell
C Herman Bell, Terry Bell
LHP Chad Bell, Eric Bell, Fred Bell, Lefty Bell, Ralph Bell
RHP Bill “Ding Dong” Bell, Cliff Bell, Gary Bell, George Bell, Heath Bell, Hi Bell, Rob Bell, Trevor Bell
MGR Jayce Tingley
1B Boo Powell
2B Spook Jacobs
SS Pee Wee Shriek
3B Joe Panik
LF Chilli Davis
CF Startle Marte
RF Enos Slaughter
C Dan Howley
LHP Mac Scarce, Frights Peterson
RHP Kendall Graveman, Urban Shocker
MGR Dave Trembley
Is the Rochester Red Wings’ Field Haunted?
1B Candy LaChance
2B Pumpkinsie Green
SS Sandy Malomar
3B Chris Spooker
LF Mummy Ramirez
CF Trik Speaker
RF Vlampire Guerrero
C Earl Battey
LHP Randy Wolfman, Baby Ruth
RHP Trevor BOOOOer, Black Catfish Hunter, Ricky Bones
MGR Treat Speaker
1B Chick “Gangsta” Gandil
2B Two-Tony Phillips
SS Jazz Chisholm, Jr.
3B Herb Souell
LF John Krunk
CF Liz Funk
RF Bomba Rivera
C Bert Blue
LHP T.J. House, Hip-Hoppo Vaughn
RHP Frank Funk, Kyle Funkhouser, Urban Shocker, Burleigh Grimes, Pedro Beato
MGR Rap Dixon
1B Frank Brazill
2B Neal Finn
SS Swede Risberg
3B German Rivera
LF Luis Polonia
CF Thai Cobb
RF Frenchy Bordagaray
C Greek George
DH Chile Davis
P Al Holland, Dick Pole, Sergio Romo, Mark Portugal
MGR Tony La Russia