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Thanks, Steve Jobs

by Doug Fahrendorff

Another pennant race
Winding down
This morning
I opened my iPad
Checking last night’s scores
And video highlights
Playoff celebrations
For Yankees and Blue Jays
Mike Trout makes another fantastic catch
The Twins still alive in wildcard chase
A vast difference
From the first pennant race I followed
When the evening paper was the main source
Of information
Technology brings the game
Into our living rooms
Looking forward
To another October


Mike Pelfrey is a

By Stuart Shea

He said all spring he wanted to start,
But his pitching this year smells much like a
Don’t matter who’s batting, he’ll just get a hit.
It’s clear the guy just pitches like


Yankees 4, Twins 3

by Stephen Jones

Coming-out party
Rookie Greg Bird home-runs twice
The Baby Bomber


Whoo Gosh, Those Twins!

by James Finn Garner

Criminy Jinkies!
What’s with those Twinkies?
Didn’t they get the memo
That this season’s just a demo?
That Molitor is too green
And the talent is too lean
To do any better than
Coming in an also-ran?
Now they’re making it a contest
Keeping the Tigers honest,
Nipping the heels of Kansas City
And making the Hose and Tribe look —
well, we don’t talk that way up here, mister.


American League Central 2015 Spring Training Haiku

By Stuart Shea

White Sox
Eaton, a Danish,
And fans hungry for more than
Just a few churros

Can we just bury
That nickname somewhere out by
Bad Knee ligament?

‘15 may see a
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright—
If Verlander’s back

Sudden royalty
Must beware of slipping back
Toward the commoners

Hometown hero Paul
Will learn that spring is full of hope
And buds that don’t bloom


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