David Ortiz, New US Citizen

by James Finn Garner

David Ortiz can now be called
Red white and blue,
An All-American yahoo!

A Back Bay Brahmin,
Green Mountain slammin’,
Star-Spangled-Bannerin’
True Blue All-American!

But it’s safe to say Big Papi
Won’t let you call him a Yankee.

Posted 6/23/08

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