by James Finn Garner
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On Opening Day at the Cell,
Amidst the ravening horde,
The men’s room witnessed a tryst ‘twixt
A South Side lady and lord.
All the prudes and official blue-noses
Who by this action were floored
Should think of the White Sox’s condition
And be grateful that somebody scored.
Posted 4/26/10
A SUGGESTION (nothing more)
On Opening Day at the Cell
‘Midst the ravening horde
The men’s room witnessed a tryst
‘Twixt South Side lady and lord
All prudes & blue-nosed officials
Should think the White Sox’s condition
By this action floored
& be grateful somebody scored