by Jim Siergey
The man with initials A.D.
The Sox signed for many a G.
.   Unfortunately,
.   They did not foresee
He’s ready for A.A.R.P.
Yankee Fan Lament
by Stephen Jones
A.J. Burnett
The best we can get?
Number 2 in rotation?
Is consternation
In July he hasn’t won yet
& now he seems set
To continue in August
With confounding performance
(But he has good stuff
With used-car fluff
Chimes a hollow commentator
As if proving The Equator)
Who knows where his head’s at?
It changes with a swing of the bat
Each time he takes the mound
Each fan prays Don’t let me down
Because each time A.J. Burnett
& good stuff is an uncertain bet
Go-Go Mojo Gone?
by Jim Siergey
The White Sox play just like a yo-yo.
Each time that you think they’re a no-go
.   They win for a week
.   And then they will reek.
They make a fan feel like a dodo.
The Futility of Cheating
By Stuart Shea
Man in a white suit
Stealing signs for the Blue Jays
But they still don’t win.
The Cards Can Be Killers
by Hilary Barta
They say that a fan should be loyal,
but the pain in the stands can be royal!
How does one stay true
to the Cubs’ losing crew
when they play unaccording to Hoyle?