by James Finn Garner
Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau
Had miserable seasons, and so
.   The Twins are now heading
.   Into future rough sledding
In the land of the ice and the snow.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau
Had miserable seasons, and so
.   The Twins are now heading
.   Into future rough sledding
In the land of the ice and the snow.
Nice.
Indeed.
But no tears shall I shed for those (expletives deleted) Twins.