By Stuart Shea
He may look like Anthony Michael Hall,
But Hunter Pence can do it all.
Puts it over the right field wall
With the ugliest swing you ever … sall.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
He may look like Anthony Michael Hall,
But Hunter Pence can do it all.
Puts it over the right field wall
With the ugliest swing you ever … sall.
Great analogy … but Anthony Michael Hall’s AD/HD symptoms were never displayed quite so obviously.
My kids’ nickname for him: Hyper Spaz.
Gotta love his full-throttle intensity though. A 21st Century Charlie Hustle.