by Alan P. Rudy
A Cubs fan laments of Cardinal success,
In the face of Philly’s utter Yankee-ness,
And Arizona’s owner’s militant anti-immigrant mess,
Of Milwaukee’s ties to the Commish’s anti-player caress…
Fans of cursed fate are sad to witness.
on reflection… should have ended the first line in elipses and the next three in question marks. my intent mighta woulda been more clear. who knows.
Do NOT open that can of worms, pls
Don’t open that old can o’ worms
I’m told they are loaded with germs
Don’t dither, move on,
to hither and yon,
and go with your grammar and terms.
If you want to stay clear out of harm
Don’t measure the first-baseman’s arm
It looks like his coach
Has defined his approach
And us fans are all filled with alarm
I swear, I have no can opener… 😉
We’ve had several months to deride
And many a sigh has been sighed.
(self-censored because it’s no longer kosher
but trust me, the rhyme was really good)
And smile in divisional pride.
are worms in cans kosher?