by James Finn Garner
I wish Detroit had gone farther,
not so quickly emptied their larder
.    but I feel I’m in luck
.    to not hear Joe Buck
and double that for Colonel McCarver.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
I wish Detroit had gone farther,
not so quickly emptied their larder
.    but I feel I’m in luck
.    to not hear Joe Buck
and double that for Colonel McCarver.
Ouch, Jack Buck’s _dead_, man! I think you mean his son, Joe… who’ll never be anywhere near as good as his dad but is, nevertheless, far better than the perpetually self-important, video replay-ignoring and Cardinal-dissing McCarver.
Ooops! Sorry Alan! I’ve corrected the error and fired the editor.
What causes the series to suck?
The flaw’s not McCarver or Buck
What tortures my eyes
is that dork I despise
That caustic ex-president schmuck.
Thank God the games are good.
not the announcing or color