RAAAUUUULLLLL: The Poem

By Hart Seely

First came Bucky, then came Boone,
Then A-Rod vaulted from his swoon,
After that, we played the fool.
Nothing more, and then…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

First there’s Jeter, then comes Mo,
After that, the bar sinks low.
Not much in our talent pool,
That is, unless you count…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

Tino homered, Brosius, too.
Thought the Diamondbacks were through.
Fate, at times, can be so cruel.
But they can’t take away…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!