by Hart Seely
I really don’t know what to say,
This lineup hurts me, to a man,
How did we get so old and gray?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.
I used to think we’d find a way,
With Swish or Tex or Grandyman.
Now each resembles Jason Bay.
I wish I were a Redsock fan.
I cannot take another day,
Of watching Arod kick the can.
How did we ever get this way?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.
Hart Seely’s book, The Juju Rules: Or How to Win Games From Your Couch, is available everywhere, including Amazon.