by Vern Morrison
Sung to the tune of “God Bless America”:
Saltalamacchia
Man with a glove
You’re a catcher
And I betcha
You’re the man Red Sox fans love to love!
From the fenways
To the heartland
And the places in between
Saltalamacchia!
You sure are keen!
Saltalamacchia!
You sure are keen!