by James Finn Garner
Stephen Drew
Couldn’t hit his shoe
On the floor,
Then he walks in four.
Adam Wainwright
Could’ve pitched all night,
But maybe one less toss
To David Ross.
John Lester
Was no pitch molestor.
He could’ve saved himself the walk
Up to the chalk.
But Jacoby Ellsbury
Didn’t look like he had a worry
In the world,
Then a flare unfurled.