by Michael X. Ferraro
Was that stuff on Pineda’s neck
helping him pitch like the Eck?
The Red Sox requested
that it be ump-tested,
Now he’s out 10 games, plus a check.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Was that stuff on Pineda’s neck
helping him pitch like the Eck?
The Red Sox requested
that it be ump-tested,
Now he’s out 10 games, plus a check.
Miguel Pineda
Likes his lemonade-a.
Also, shaved ice
OVERFLOWING with extra syrup is nice.